Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
ok first of all what the fuck
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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