We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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