I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
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Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
i think im in europe. pls send help
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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