god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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