My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
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No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Randomize