I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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