i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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