it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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