i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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