please come you make the beer taste better
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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