Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i jhust puked up my retainher.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
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cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
what day is it and did you see me today?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
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I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
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