id be glad to
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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