It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
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mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
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Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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