Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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