She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
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it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
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I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
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