NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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