Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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