I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I looked at my own cervix.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
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Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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