just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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