Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
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say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
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Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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