So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Randomize
