Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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