Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
we're chasing vodka with high fives
im holly from the hills drunk
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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