WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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