Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
So many bounce houses so little time
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When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
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Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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