you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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