that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
You work out of a Hotel?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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