i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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