I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
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It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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