are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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