I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
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I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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