Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Randomize
