He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
His hands were made for my vagina.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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