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• (818): View more from California

  Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"

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• (281): View more from Texas

  If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks

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• (386): View more from Florida

  It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina

  (386): View more from Florida

  It really is the softest mustache

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Woke up in time for my 8:15

  (518): View more from New York

  Good for you I'm impressed

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  I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.

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• (707): View more from California

  I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job

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• (714): View more from California

  So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place

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