I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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