Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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