Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
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The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place