Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
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I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.