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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat

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• (386): View more from Florida

  He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!

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• (714): View more from California

  My liver just had a heart attack.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...

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• (516): View more from New York

  You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure

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