did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?