Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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