seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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