just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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