you turned your livingroom into a bong?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
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I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
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Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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