i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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