If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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