quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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