called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
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Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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