every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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