So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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