Say something about gay babies.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
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Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
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Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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