p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
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Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
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The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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