Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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