they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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