yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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