You really coming over, don't trick.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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