Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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