i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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