Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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