Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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