There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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