hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
2020 sucks, I want a refund
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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